Sample this from today's newspapers..
Pune based don-turned-corporator Anya Don gifts 35 CCTV cameras to the police for securing his ward and protecting women from chain snatchers.
Iran outlaws pet dogs, saying it is unIslamic. Jeans are also discouraged because 1) the resultant overheating of testicles make you infertile and 2) the word jeans comes from jinn, meaning spirits able to take human or animal form.
The winning dishes at the World Testicle & Aphrodisiac Cooking Championship to be dedicated to William and Kate (that's 2 items today in favour of the lowly balls)
Woman at a yoga festival in the US got the shock of her life when she lifted the lid of the portable toilet, and found a pervert hidden inside the tank, nude and covered in faeces. He ran off before the police could flush him.
US airport authorities ask 95 year old granny to take off adult diapers, scared that it could hide a weapon. You bet!
After asking his wife (married to him against her wishes by the family) to tie him a rakhi, so that he could reunite her with her lover, the wife gets a shock to discover that the lover is no longer interested in her. Ever heard about "dhobi ka kutta"?
Anti-Narcotics cop arrested with 300 other youngsters at rave party.
Study in Pune says handling large amounts of cash can make you obese.
20000 visitors this year in the small French village of Bugarach, population 194, believing it's the only place that will save them when the world ends on Apocalypse Day in 2012.
5 UFOs spotted zipping through the sky above the BBC building, by a passerby.
Fungus that turns ants into zombies discovered in Brazil.
Like humans, Bengal Finches (birds) use grammar when communicating with each other.
Cars 2 tops the US box office last weekend. Salman Khan movies do the same in India.
All this in a 15 min round up of the day's newspapers! And I am yet to go through half of them... God save the Queen!
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