Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Movie Review: Race 2

Race 2 is one movie that remains faithful to the original - ensuring that the only race you will have is to the parking lot, the only twists and turns you go through will be in your seat.

Too much of an effort to write a full review, so I will just help you with some of the reasons you can use to justify why you still want to see the movie:

You like to see pretty cars, and you do not have Google Images at home
You love it when crooks discuss heists involving 40 Billion Euros
You like seeing Deepika wearing clothes torn in wierd ways, and not having to worry about her role and dialogues, while not looking anything like what she did in Cocktail and other recent movies
You love seeing SFX from the good old 80s
You love it when the bass speakers of the theatre tremble with fear when the songs come on
You have never heard Anil tell you dirty jokes about shapes of fruits and body parts, popping cherries and the like
You love seeing John Abraham, with strawberry and rose concentrate flowing from this body, pick up the bad guy and carry him above his head, looking like the best Narkasur from last year's Diwali
You like seeing silly bomb scenes executed by robbers in scooter helmets, shooing away nuns from a church, to get to the Shroud of Turin (which, incidently, is worth 40B Eur)
You love seeing cars jumping out of planes with parachutes
You love dialogues like "Men are many but money is money"

Enjoy the show!

ps: Would be very unfair if I did not mention the one bright spot in the movie - a very good looking Jacqueline Fernandez

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