-If you spell rajnikanth wrong on google it doesn't say, "did you mean rajnikanth?" it simply replies, "run while you still have the chance."
-Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.
-Rajnikant never writes queries to the Databases. Databases send their queries to Rajnikant!
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-If you spell rajnikanth wrong on google it doesn't say, "did you mean rajnikanth?" it simply replies, "run while you still have the chance."
-Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.
-Rajnikant never writes queries to the Databases. Databases send their queries to Rajnikant!
-Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE! :)
I will laugh every time I hear the ad jingle "Moooh mein Rajanigandhaaaa"
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