Classifieds

MONDAY:

For sale - Vishvanth has a sewing machine for sale, Phone 98765xxxxx after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheaply.

TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in Vishvanth's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98765xxxxx and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."

WEDNESDAY:
Notice: Vishvanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale- Vishvanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98765xxxxx after 7PM and bargain for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.

THURSDAY:
Notice: I, Vishvanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 98765xxxxx as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been loving with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!