Why did Bunty eat the delicious chicken his mom made and then throw it up?
Because his mom said, Arre Bunty, chicken khaoon bagh!
Why did Jitendar Singh go to Delhi to fill up his form?
Because the form clearly said, Write in Capital
Sita and Gita came to a river. Gita took the bridge, while Sita swam across. All the villagers who saw this applauded Sita as the smart girl. Why?
Because she got more marks in her tenth exams.
My brother in law's answer: They came to applaud Sita because she was the one drenched.... lol...
2 comments:
Let me add one more to ur list ...
Hum paani kyun peete hai ?
kyun kyun kyun ???
It's simple...
Kyunki hum use kha nahin sakte !
...lol.....lol
she was the one drenched....hahaha
only a male could have thought of that
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